aye my name is Tj &I'm 19, IM LEGAL NOW LADIES WHERE ARE THE 80 YEAR OLDS, :Fan Signs. My snapchat is :shwagerr123

shwagerr:

Roses are red

my teacher’s a snitch 

“Your son shows up late to class”

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shwagerr:

If I owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t have a taser.

Anonymous asked: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

modusoperandani:

firebirdscratches:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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I had to reblog it. XD

*SPITS TEA*

shwagerr:

At a School reunion like 

“I’m a doctor”

“I’m a scientist”

“I’m a nurse”

Me:

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shwagerr:

petting a dog and it goes to someone else

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solisseblog:

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[glowprincesss]

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